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Nov 05, 2002, 12:57
Well, evolution of language is great - hey! if it weren't for linguistic 'evolution' (or as I shall now call it "vole-crap") where would be today?

Without vole-crap we would not be able to communicate as freely and as openly as we are able to here today.

However! In a formal context, linguistic vole-crap should be disgarded and no colloquialism should ever be used - only dictionary definitions should be employed. The vole-crap of languages interferes and causes rifts and misunderstandings to occur in debate and formal contexts. While the use of locally vole-crapped words in a conversation amongst friends is fine, as each will have the same knowledge of the words in question.

Didn't a bloke called Darwin write a best selling book on vole-crap?
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