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Re: Detailed pictures
Sep 15, 2012, 12:06
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Pretty sure i can see Kokopelli in that third pic. !

We are all one under Irn Bru . Visions stream across the oceans and through time .

For the full experience mix with the mini chocolate ben nevises from the newsagent in fort william.
I flew to achnabreck on the back of an eider duck immediately afterward and realized the panels represent the calmac timetables, which is why they are so close to water.

It's the tunnocks that are the key to reading the timetable symbols .

Take 35 and it just looks like the underground map .
I didn't want to say as I'm was saving this for a jermey Kyle prog I hope to get on , but the black pudding produces the SOUND of the cups , straight fucking up . Achnabreck is quite trancey especially when you get rid of the didges . Cairnbaan is full on Ibiza and Kirkmichael Glassary as you can imagine is very Kenneth McKellar .

Its funny you should mention black pudding, becuase im about to publish something I started working on when I was doing a home economics GCSE, 27 years ago, concerning the very very very very very subtle effect upon the energy within the heavily cupmarked stone at Ballymeanoch if you hit it at a steady rate with a small black pudding. (heated)

Could we get some pics before publication or might that damage sales ?

Are you trying to financially ruin me?

I was saving the 35 irn bru details for the Jeremy Kyle show , but was quite happy to share the info .

Maybe we could do a deal, could you get me on the show too?
When this is published, its going to skyrocket (not the black pudding itself).

Lets publish the secrets of the black pudding sound/energy manipulation as one volume.

Any idea for a title?

"Sounds like a couple of real puddings"- springs to mind.

Haha. totally light hearted bladup, fwiw I think you're a really good bloke, I'm just not convinced by your theories. I did ask (twice) to be shown but you don't seem keen.

I genuinely wish you success with writing about your theories.

Your joking right!!!!!!!!! or is that a song title, and nobody else really offers any other decent ideas anyway because you're too busy taking the piss out of me, what the fuck do you know?


bladup, you can't even see the tragic irony of you saying you're going to write a book when you spend virtually all your time saying how useless books are.

what the fuck do I know?
you go on receiving guidance from above and I'll keep on reading my books.
of course, I know that makes me the idiot. you don't have to tell me.

But the real irony is that it was a joke because some people on here seem to think i know nothing so therefore how could i write a book, the second irony is i can barely spell so this is right and i don't think you'll be seeing any books from me, at school they thought i was dyslexic [ and it was the 70's ], i was also messing because i have nothing to prove to those people and didn't want to list the sites and photo's for them to rip the shit out of, i have them and they are good but it doesn't matter how good they are there's people here who take absolute glee in ripping ANY idea apart while offering no answers to the question of rock art themselves [ even though they themselves act like experts ], i know you are not like this, so i'm sorry to you, you seem fine to me, but i'm not sorry to the person who led you on, and i really do believe in the wisdom of the masses and believe that if you showed rock art to 1000's of people the only things that people would say over and over would be it looks like a some sort of map, it looks like water and it looks like stars, so i'd put my money on it been something to do with maps, water and stars, i believe this belief doesn't deserve to be ridiculed, sorry.

well, firstly, in asking you for those photos/maps i was trying to give you a chance to really explain yourself. You could have responded with something more helpful than "are you trying to nick my pension".

secondly, you could write a book if you wanted to. if you feel you couldn't due to spelling and/or grammar problems, those can be straightened out by asking somebody to review as you write and correct those mistakes. I'm sure many people have done that in the past.

thirdly, nobody 'led me on' to taking the piss. Thank you for recognising that I'm a decent sort of person, but I do have quite a wicked sense of humour to go with it and the whole thing began to seem farcical to me which is why I joined in with those posts.

Without wishing to sound pompous, I consider myself to be quite knowledgable and more knowledgable than a fair few on forums like this but I don't come here and try to desperately give everybody the impression that I know it all, a) because I dont and b) I imagine that would be very irritating.
It is much more useful to me to be a "student" on these forums rather than "teacher" because there is ALWAYS something to learn.
Everybody here is interested in this subject, so they will have read books, have ideas etc and if they are willing to share that knowledge, I can benefit from it.

If you had seized the oppotunity to explain you could have impressed everybody here but you chose not to.

Are you tiompan using a different name? i don't have to explain anything to anyone, this is a chat room not fucking police questioning. i chat, is that alright with you?

Take some mushies see if that helps or in this case ask a lot of people and they wiill keep you right . Like many of your ill thought out ideas you also thought I that I was Nigel .
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