"Alright, alright, I was just told the the cross beam's have gone out of skew with the treadle, there's no need for an EH inquisitio...
"DA-da! No-one expects the EH inquisition!""
VBB, its bad enough trying to deal with the quotes of a queer quango but trying to figure out the meaning of the words of a still-pissed old fart on a Sunday morning is too much...