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Mrs Ahab
Mrs Ahab
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Re: The latest person I apparently look like.
Dec 06, 2019, 11:56
Many years ago I was waiting for a friend at a local meeting place in town. This old drunk guy came up to me and was being a general nuisance but he was harmless enough and entertaining. He pulled some flowers out of the ground and came over (roots and earth still attached), bent down on one knee and proceeded to tell me how beautiful I was and that he loved me. "your gorgeous, your eyes, your face, your so beautiful, you could be a film star, your like..... your like....." I was waiting for my moment when I would be Sophia Lauren or Bridget Bardot "your like......Burt Reynolds"

Floored ;)

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