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Edited Jun 07, 2019, 17:04
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
Jun 07, 2019, 13:43
Clutching at straws like Jim Carrey's portrayal of an Andy Kaufman mystic healing, a gormless grin of dependency masks my obstinate self-deception that fleeting conversations with YOU that touched me like I were inappropriately felt up by The Matrix could be quantum entangled in your mind with my Deep Thought.

Hell, even the cat arrived on your birthday, precocious ankle biter and treader of poo.

"Fuck Bhuddiness", as Boris Johnson might say. I'm in no position to make a No Deal exit, a self-fulfilling prophecy of homeless derision.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AszPTJXIgM straight up the A55


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