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Introducing the new romantic prose range
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Edited May 22, 2019, 21:51
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 22, 2019, 19:54
If Alphabet Deepmind and IBM Watson became sentient and entered into a civil partnership and spawned of their least predictably inexplicable modelling a self-generative neural network that petaflop'd itself to maturity in the blink of a how'd you do, I doubt it could invent a reason for you to drop everything and find yourself tipsy on a train to here, meeting and half embracing across the pre-turnstile security barrier: "I think there is something between us".

Oh well, might as well drink myself to death, that would at least be romantic*


* I am not going to drink myself to death x1000. Calm, zen.

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