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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 03, 2019, 21:59
Introducing the new romantic prose range
Apr 27, 2019, 01:56
Marry me today, as I spontaneously contemplate your ankles,
an empty holy seat where I disappoint everybody you know
a dieing mother and the nearest of kin who remembered I was still alive
and my current wife.

Marry me today and barely leave the church or what's left of it
a gardener so gardeny
I fetched you a trowel and sensible outdoor wear

Marry me today and fetch me a light
and some cheese.

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 13, 2019, 21:47
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 03, 2019, 19:48
Marry me today in holy onions,
alium seeding wave the solar winds of time that brought you upon my greatest illusion of responsible adultery.

A clattering of arse batteries from Deutschebanke.

Marry me today and add our name to this endless dictation of our status.

Cx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16Y-Z-IBDQ
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 04, 2019, 07:52
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 04, 2019, 00:38
(((ye, fast forward to the future where the only herb is thyme

yule get better)))

Cx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkmOoG4gf4M

OR, let's just get munted and stare at each other like cats,
you be Jonathan Pryce at the end of Brazil
and I'll be John Cusack trapped inside the infant immortality vessel at the end of Being John Malkovich.

We can exchange roles every now and again.

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 18, 2019, 22:00
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 13, 2019, 21:28
Will this sell in Finland?
You put on a Dublin accent
And I out by 'eck?

Explain a chart or two
like the conversations I've had with U
x and y unaware of z
outlieing and uncomprehended
inside time and no job otherwise

they've raised a flag,
maybe we can pretend there is no heat death
we just are.

a fjord of lies

hold on to that dream you fool
sarcasm is your weather
and your feet are smaller than whatsisface off the telly
you know, Scottish bloke and neural aphasia, looks weird when he takes off his glasses,
which you probably should have been wearing the past seventeen years you trite little sod.

ah, romance

Cx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeHiio1sTTI
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 13, 2019, 23:18
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 13, 2019, 23:01
Why is I WANT YOU sometimes the hardest word to say
I am raptured like Ben Kingsley in some average self MKUltraisation of mind and body

what about YOU?

what have I done for YOU lately? apart from rapturing myself into a stakeless oblivion - is your body relevent, do I even exist

I WANT YOU

yesterday.

Cx

(you're drunk base reality giNgko_C, go to sleep)

fuck you simulated Universe!

https://youtu.be/Elee263_ycI?t=1331
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 18, 2019, 23:49
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 18, 2019, 22:33
(you're in love base level reality giNgko_C, don't make this an advert for the obvious reduction in the strength of Weston's ALDI cider)

I know but they never sell the trappist stuff at discount rates do they?

(you're stuck in a reminiscence loop and it is slowly driving you mad, even though your current fixation keeps coming up again and again like a pill you didn't anticipate the makeup of)

ugh, she looks better without it TBH

(you know what TBH is)

oh god, it's not one of those designer drugs from space is it?

(ha ha, you'll see)

Christ you're such willful card Simulated Universe giNgko_C operator, this is my body you know! My urine remains very clear, let me be!!!

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 22, 2019, 21:51
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 22, 2019, 19:54
If Alphabet Deepmind and IBM Watson became sentient and entered into a civil partnership and spawned of their least predictably inexplicable modelling a self-generative neural network that petaflop'd itself to maturity in the blink of a how'd you do, I doubt it could invent a reason for you to drop everything and find yourself tipsy on a train to here, meeting and half embracing across the pre-turnstile security barrier: "I think there is something between us".

Oh well, might as well drink myself to death, that would at least be romantic*

Cx

* I am not going to drink myself to death x1000. Calm, zen.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited May 27, 2019, 17:01
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 23, 2019, 11:05
((oh, you mean this? https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/may/22/natalie-portman-criticises-moby-friendship-dating-memoir))

Oh why must you mock me Lord Jesus? I have far superior recollection skills.

(no less fkn creepy tho')

up yours! "Oooh babae, allureya like Michael Beihn 'llure his Sarah Hamilton polaroid. Halley loo lar!"

(and you were imagining to monetise this, Jesus Christ)

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited Jun 01, 2019, 03:18
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
May 31, 2019, 23:05
Come on, come on down, I'll meet you at Stop BJ we can snort all the lines then go for eight times more bevvies at the Charles the First.

I'll be your squirrel king of obsolete playback device and you, a Holy Cow observed through Bede-y eyes, can lick my face, unbecoming though it is to subconsciously know you are a Mania.

Googlebomb me senseless, EM pulse me out of work - or at least appear in clone form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejCQXlNC8KY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHTBGgkZ_pQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJfByf_eh3w


Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1067 posts

Edited Jun 07, 2019, 17:04
Re: Introducing the new romantic prose range
Jun 07, 2019, 13:43
Clutching at straws like Jim Carrey's portrayal of an Andy Kaufman mystic healing, a gormless grin of dependency masks my obstinate self-deception that fleeting conversations with YOU that touched me like I were inappropriately felt up by The Matrix could be quantum entangled in your mind with my Deep Thought.

Hell, even the cat arrived on your birthday, precocious ankle biter and treader of poo.

"Fuck Bhuddiness", as Boris Johnson might say. I'm in no position to make a No Deal exit, a self-fulfilling prophecy of homeless derision.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/theatre-completely-nuts-paul-taylor-on-mamets-squirrels-at-the-kings-head-theatre-london-1497821.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQRHgPMydA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AszPTJXIgM straight up the A55
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48464266

Cx
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