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giNgko_C
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Edited Dec 03, 2021, 22:44
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Dec 03, 2021, 18:55
giNgko_C wrote:
What is left?

a stationary car crash
Trigger's hyvää päivää



Conclusive proof that on a long enough timeline a popular bird will commit suicide in sympathy with your Finnish mother going into hospital for the final time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-59269911

Reet, that's all the morbid shit covered. I'm off to bedski.

Cx

Yes, I do realise that in this moment one of the bishops at the cathedral could have yoinked the peregrine from its nest, gone downstairs and bashed it against a parked car Basil Fawlty style in some laboured amiraculous demonstration of the presence of God, but I'm not willing to entertain that notion, hilarious as it may be.
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