This was a 2007 Julian Cope pastiche that predicted the arrival of Jarett Kobek. Dunno, haven't read it.
Oh wait, no - this was when in the middle of trying to resummon my ex-housemate into my dreams she literally just waltzed through going "this is rubbish".
Sometimes it's really difficult to impersonate Aphex Twin, sometimes it's really hard to lucid dream.
And sometimes it's difficult to separate your ergs from your sentiments.