This is actually a story about somebody at least a decade younger than me from Stockport who excelled at being a grown adult at the age of 19.
She wore multiple outfits and hairstyles, and I did observe the difference, though a chap in Pub X laughed out loud when her passionate arguments against ginger discrimination were nullified by my suggestion that dyeing your own hair ginger is the equivalent to blacking up.
Now you can laugh too! Once they fix the reservoirs. Permanently.
Also Mars has two moons and she had a very pert bottom.