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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jul 18, 2021, 00:19
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jul 18, 2021, 00:04
When you're lonely
and need somebody to call

Go to the church
bypass a £650 rifle

And buy Winners
by the Brothers Johnson

Its adequately competent funk
will justify your 81

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0bdLdTJdKI

Cx

and that is the earworm from radio 2 that's been plaguing me for two whole months now

FKN GENIUS !!!

i'm in bits now

Cx

THIS IS LITERAL COSMIC POETRY - I'd been wanting to find this one sodding song I'd heard in the missus car on radio 2 fucking half a year ago and it turns out it was a £1 selection in the charity shop in Norwich

which, lets face it - is Radio 2
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Dec 03, 2021, 22:44
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Dec 03, 2021, 18:55
giNgko_C wrote:
What is left?

a stationary car crash
Trigger's hyvää päivää



Conclusive proof that on a long enough timeline a popular bird will commit suicide in sympathy with your Finnish mother going into hospital for the final time.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-59269911

Reet, that's all the morbid shit covered. I'm off to bedski.

Cx

Yes, I do realise that in this moment one of the bishops at the cathedral could have yoinked the peregrine from its nest, gone downstairs and bashed it against a parked car Basil Fawlty style in some laboured amiraculous demonstration of the presence of God, but I'm not willing to entertain that notion, hilarious as it may be.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Dec 17, 2021, 22:39
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Dec 17, 2021, 22:38
Blublu men
hoot to the middle classes
growing up for 400 years
to receive a screwdriver to the throat
from Amazon

"a hundred environmental deaths
on your stupid south london accent
and your bum hound you feckless shite !!!"

fit,
and fit again

no sense wasting a tool is there?

Cx
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