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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Oct 11, 2019, 00:07
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Oct 11, 2019, 00:03
((oh I get it, bitterns are really bass heavy and that's where all their cod jamaican sound system enthusiasm comes from))

Oh FFS Jesus, could you have picked a worse time.

((could you imagine performing a shamanic ritual holding a bittern in your hands and just waving it about going "wooob, woooob", it'd be fucking mental))

Honestly Jesus you really have no sense of compunction do you?

((oooh! get you with your -unctions, I'm Jesus and I'm waving a bittern around in my Dad's beard!))

Christ on a bike.

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Nov 07, 2019, 01:09
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Nov 07, 2019, 01:06
Fucking hell you are the living end

I want to consume you in my gravity and have you exploded across the cosmos

I want to sit here in 2012 and stare at your thighs until your dual layered Biblical tights strip the dark from the night sky and reveal only the second layer of imagined being

I want to beam your disinterested face into the Indian theory of light

Our tongues meeting would taste like the back of history

That ant man? He's every shape you can imagine and none.

UGH!



see that space there? That's you and me in every Universe, manifested in this
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Nov 12, 2019, 00:55
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Nov 12, 2019, 00:53
"Breakthrough!"

I have finally found how much I fancy the Girl Of My Dreams -

I want to die and come back as her.

UGH! She is so hot and unassuming

Just thinking about her makes glands I had no idea existed pump hormones back into my body and want to invoke ""

you know ""

where you collapse inside yourself and attain Christ Consciousness.

Bit of a hard sell admittedly.

Faaaaaaaaark. I wish you all could see this it's beyond life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Po8X9u23U

UGH! and fuck

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Nov 12, 2019, 01:07
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Nov 12, 2019, 01:05
U Know that feeling when U want HER to straddle the entire planet earth and fuck you into the next galaxy.

She's that hot, i mother fucking swear.

Sort of one of those who look distant and you think:

"Hang on, there's definitely something happening here, possibly I can reach you with thought or dreams"

UGH!

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Nov 29, 2019, 08:48
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Nov 28, 2019, 20:28
When I see you
in the This Time conservatory
a disembodied thought
addressing a memory
vacant coaxial socket.

I want to lick your ankles.

Not even sure that's your thing
bit of an ungainly manœuvre either way.

When I see you
in the This Time conservatory
Mitt Romney's right height for a tree
standing at this homie's nice height for a lady (terrible, just terrible)
more quavers please.

I want to lick your ear.

Sensible workwear adheres to your calves
when will your calves adhere to me?

On a nice night for ducks
imprinted on your hair
like 2 justified infants of moo moo?

May have left it a little late.

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Dec 07, 2019, 12:34
https://www.space.com/interstellar-comet-borisov-officially-from-beyond-solar-system.html

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Dec 18, 2019, 17:40
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Dec 18, 2019, 17:31
FAT FUCK!

imposter gazed upon
the oh look

cat alien time microbe
collisions

all that jas
delusion

is there a word for me?
living on in errant stupidity?

Ugh!

Pop's holy quadrangle
elevated to a triangle
rotated

apparently if you reduce every line of a poem to a single word it conveys your impotence

then you screech about how wine and psychedlics are incompatible because you were never thinking about it in the first place

then pretend you are a poet

because copper is a base element or something

and we are deliberately feeling each other up whilst your back is turned

END POEM
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Dec 21, 2019, 12:01
Oh God not again! You know the object of your infatuation can't be that into you when your love poetry appears to pre-echo sea collisions days later!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/20/carnival-cruise-ships-crash-cozumel

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Jan 01, 2020, 02:49
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jan 01, 2020, 01:24
BOLLOCKS TO POEMS!

I'm all about the numbers and the past

what is Future?
More 87 and Cry Acid!

Bunch of tits!

I'm cutting everything back this year
and painting the shed with Morning Glory

See where that takes ye

Anyway, if I were cutting back laurel for a change
in the hydrangea because it rhymes

There'd be something to replace!

But yeah no and maybe and look out

There aren't enough words for deranged longing that requires an all electric internet influencer suburban utility vehicle

And a giant gun that erases the danger of the object of your affection possibly being affiliated with The Underworld on account of the remoteness of her work location.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ2JvpbNEdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_nDVjykgDk

Cx
Mrs Ahab
Mrs Ahab
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jan 05, 2020, 01:43
I remember looking on the reverse of the sleeve to the 12" of Spandaus - to cut a long story short, and there being a magnificently twatty effort of new romantic poetry.
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