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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 20, 2019, 15:49
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jun 17, 2019, 22:27
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you need to take out a restraining order
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you need to take out a restraining order
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly more than I used to, my garden centre olive purchase
You were delayed, you were way-laid
You smelt the next ten seconds of an ex-wife's children
I crashed down on social media
And the pain was enough to make a shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass planting of spinach
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never
Who said I'd lied because I never?
Your were detained, you were restrained
Probably talked about Victoria Derbyshire
And then she really layed into me
Friday night in-out patients
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied? Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied? Because I never
And so I drank one
It became twelve
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you need to take out a restraining order
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you need to take out a restraining order
Nothing's changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly more than I used to, my vegan yeast cheese dispensery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWcQqWW3QCI
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jun 20, 2019, 15:13
((hi, Jesus here again, you do realise in that poem you've pretty much described the plot of Richard Curtis and Danny Boyle's "Yesterday" like a madman in an annexe unaware of what is going on in the room next door?))

Oh FFS Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uqvgPm8U4c

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Jun 20, 2019, 16:54
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jun 20, 2019, 16:14
How.The.Fuck
did this population come to be
ugly and devoid of useful mutation?

And I swimming up my own arse
awaiting reclamation by the sea?

The knowing of you is too real
my senseless waste a mere flicker
a mere eyelash
of tectonic bashment
something about cows.

The 0's morphing into hearts on every instance
are a poxy simulation
of what shudder auto bean.

And a wife who on her 60th birthday
would lament only my death from drinking
failing to see you
risen like San Francisco in Five Years
unblinking unwitting
the same grey.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Jun 25, 2019, 16:43
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jun 25, 2019, 15:03
What is left?
My hair is as long as yours
boats and birds and nets and booms
a stationary car crash
Trigger's hyvää päivää
as long as yours.

desole mon sœur
we are the same person
only in different bodies.

Mortgages are a bitch though, fucked if I can afford one.

I should be nine years old going Wowie Zowie at Aardman Animations on Top Of The Pops, not this Deep Fakir nonsense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI

Cx

I know, I'll drink lots of Coke in a Dylan Moran accent.

That way I can hide the 17 units from the missus.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 27, 2019, 17:05
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jun 27, 2019, 17:04
The tunnel appeared again last night,
some minor pimple of the Third Eye
like the cover of Leftfield's Leftism
wonder what caused it this time?
Decayed alpine strawberry?
Astral projections from within the teeth straight into one's own back yard.
That'll be it then.

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Jun 28, 2019, 00:18
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Jun 28, 2019, 00:10
Darling binary enthusiast
Adhere to me like time
Dual Martian eclipse
photonic monolith
growing like Stockport.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcZ53oXiNDQ

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Aug 15, 2019, 16:30
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Aug 12, 2019, 17:02
Sometimes I stare out from the edge of self indulgence
Gazing upon my Poet Laureate 2066 status
My love of Roy Orbison's unfelt thirty-seven foot penis
wafting radially upon the reader's cheek.

Crickey! He were bloddy lovely
yet YOU yes YOU just strode through
"This is rubbish, stop playing your ridiculous penis song"

As ever time and love and YOU
but the greatest of these is a really rubbish joke about not possessing the gift of sight.
Or at worst having coincidence feed back on you like some Master of The Universe Horseshit,

Which would be kinda interesting if we got it together in 2003-08,

Hey lemme tell ya, right - The BBC used to have Def II after 10 years of a Tory Government,

when will we be Deaf Bee Free!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mAXfKnxeAo

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Oct 10, 2019, 22:55
Oh bloody cock and other swear words
It were a hoax
A coaxial cable soldered in a youth centre
yeah yeah bang on about Nyquist and all his errors
fetid tomato rhymes and mould juice
Ugh.
At least Prometheus wasn't caught in bed with a myna!


























(that's it, your poem is essentially bird-based?)

I thought all romantic poetry was.

(I'm out)

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
1716 posts

Edited Oct 10, 2019, 23:31
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Oct 10, 2019, 23:06
Oh wait wait - "Norfolk will only accept climate change once Norfolk has reached the point of no bittern."

(Once bittern twice shy?)

I've bittern off more than I can Chewbacca.

("wuuuuuuuuuuurrrrgh!")

No no, it's more of a "wooooooooorrrrb".

("Wmmmmmmmmmmooooo")

Weeeerrrrbbb!

("MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMoooooo")

No that's a cow, a bittern is more "______________________ (i'm a bird)"

("~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~")

yeah but more "_________________", sort of a cross between "~" and "_", but in a bird.

(I'm out)

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Oct 10, 2019, 23:52
But what about Flanimals Simulated Universe giNgko_C Operator? WHAT ABOUT FLANIMALS!!???

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Cx
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