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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited May 25, 2019, 23:38
May 25, 2019, 21:49
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What's the state above hypnagogic? Is it hypnagogledd? It looks like you've moved in again like a beginning and an end Let me catch my hypno pomp breath. Oh come and be my second wife Come and be my first Come and share this vegan luncheon Linda McCartney bratwurst. Take two months off and meet the beetles, in this sterilised and lime free Earth I can still manage to lift things but without you there's a dearth. Without you I'm a vegetable, I'm just crying to Meecher Come and light my replica Olympic cauldron garden feature. xxx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA8FPVh8PPQ ugh, nobody ever listens to me, it's like I've got Cassava Complex Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 27, 2019, 18:18
May 26, 2019, 00:05
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Comms suspended 28 years later and 28 degrees out of phase like a Holy onion calendrical bunions describe my current malaise a life of pi and uncertainty and hacking straight into my brain, man I keep having to type stupid shit that rhymes like a cute but ungifted Rainman. Come and watch my Wapner. Come and watch my Wapner. (guitar builds then lyric changes to "Come and watch my Wagner" then fade out and cry into a shrub). Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 01, 2019, 03:15
May 28, 2019, 12:52
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A14 Tobacco smoke whiffles at the Brown Etonian inverse square law of cat shit it's 8:57am do you want to die early? maybe you do Christ, am I the shit? I know it's not Grand Budapest standard but my mind is still blown. Urban soil biome and fitness supplement dug you up like a repressed memory when I found a picture of you. Fuck! Swipe your phone into a bog before you trip another LCD Stoatsystem at least you didn't forget about dray. (ye, and he could rhyme too) Shut up I'm trying to write a poem, FFS. I remember who you are now: Fourteen taunting legs akimbo, a graded cellist with caustic sinew and love of Morrissey exorcised replaced with creme Caramel the same Magdala hair and knowing eyes tell me what that smell is, let me enter your prize draw to win one of five thousand personal CD players when I find a picture of you you make my whole jar wobble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW1nbALCBlk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejCQXlNC8KY Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited May 29, 2019, 13:05
May 29, 2019, 12:58
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(ha, ye, and when you pick up the guitar and start singing you turn it into You're Gorgeous even though you hate that word as there aren't sufficient adjectives to describe what you're feeling - you think you're so Jonah Ryan but you're barely even Gary Indiana) ugh, srsly Simulated Universe giNgko_C operator, let me obssesss over my Baby Bird in peace - I've managed to nail it to dyphenhydramine toxicity coupled with a serotonin mindphuq brought about by remedial hangover dependence on St John's Wort and 5HTP, but otherwise it's just an early onset midlife crisis affair with the memory of a rock teenager. Utter utter bolox, we'll get there eventually though. Fuck. Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 01, 2019, 04:19
Jun 01, 2019, 03:38
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Anti time a retro boson becoming spine of steel and shark attracting rejoin this Saturn failure appear to me as mashed potato obsolete playback aloft rivet me with potential syncronise our vectors and mill me into your Tiger baps tee'd off with 'ecky thwap scattered sciurious into your lusher rise Cx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7yUkrEpP6Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx_AIBzM3r0
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 03, 2019, 23:01
Jun 03, 2019, 22:53
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If only you'd told me back then when was your birthday I checked the Friends 2019 calendar and it says I was most likely on a train. I selfish I would never have had to live through this whole charade, or at least I could have knowing full well you'd have had no part in it. Is what I say to my inner therapist every time my memory of you makes me want to vomit up my entire being. Instead of trying to think up Star Trek: The Next Generation themed chat up lines. Or wondering if we were both Christmas and Easter Islands, when can we both have crabs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6fVDAjs9f0 Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 04, 2019, 00:15
Jun 03, 2019, 23:46
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oh Holy Gymnopedie number 14 cast a D-sixteen die roll to rail ya over East this Saturnalia and if there is no signal failure your Squirrel Lord of Misrule tow into your heart above below and if the season does not snow ignore this poster from Athena of Cliff Richard when he was leaner blood and honey daubs mislead ya let my chronic kitchen feed ya cobbled guff from Wikipedia (aha!) distances can often drain ya the waiter's slow Caster Semenya tease for me your Magdalena on your wine collapse again collapse on me your lonely friend incredulous your eyes can lend caress my face I froth with Rabies as I want you to have my babies then unceremoniously dump me on my birthday
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 20, 2019, 14:43
Jun 14, 2019, 12:52
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I whispered, 'I am too drunk,' And then, 'I am not drunk enough'; Wherefore I grew a potato To find out if I might eat. 'Peel your spud, peel your spud, young man, If the gravy be young and fair.' Ah, potato, sweet potato, I am looped in the loops of your hair. O spud is the crooked thing, There is no Angle wide enough To find out all that is in it, For he would be searching for the peeler Till the forks had run away And the knives hidden behind the Moomin spoons. Ah, potato, sweet potato, One cannot *M*A*S*H* too soon. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/jun/14/jeremy-corbyn-on-joyces-ulysses-dont-beat-yourself-up-if-you-dont-understand-it Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 20, 2019, 15:05
Jun 14, 2019, 17:40
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((hullo, Jesus here again, hmpf - I guess you Googled 14 Corinthians then. I am glad you have found love. Actually I've got this ace joke nobody ever told you - all those visions you saw are actually just mind constructs invented by a sarcastic twat. Basically lots of us were slaves to the Pharoah so we just injected something stupid into the Heiroglyphics so that images would be perpetuated into the future and make everybody really dumb in the process. What. A. Gas. Anyway, you probably won't do anything with this message, in fact you're on the verge of thinking you can control the weather, and believe me the Cliff Richard poster honey formulation love spell isn't all that in HER mind, you need to repent for the past 17 years of your life and maybe be accepted by the woman at the checkout at best. OK, byeeeeeeee)) (("Cx")) But what about Addison Lee? Aren't they just voting themselves out of work? ((pffff, work. Yeh, uh huh hurr)) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G01MStHbl9E Cx
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giNgko_C 1716 posts |
Edited Jun 17, 2019, 21:30
Jun 17, 2019, 21:22
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Eugh, basic longing about THIS WIDE meeting outside and inside and all of the sides hey, this Eurovision entry is going well currently rhyming "religion" with "dodecasmidgeon" Onto a winner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOLthJnrdEY Cx
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