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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Apr 27, 2019, 00:00
Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 20, 2019, 00:22
When I lie in duvet hidden
Thoughts of you arrive unbidden
like a space horse that is ridden
across an Astronomical Unit.

Second verses come much harder
as the first stopped in a Lada
Venus collided with Prada
it's probably combined renal and cardiovascular failure.

Now we sit here slightly hotter
you stare at me like an otter
where to go I'll fetch my blotter
we can follow the ink. Because Rorschach tests are the sexiest thing to do after an implied imaginary trist. "Oh I love Massive Attack!"

"Get out."

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 20, 2019, 04:05
ye, was watching Space: 1999 on Forces TV earlier, wondering if Prince ever wrote a track called ":".

acting like a massive berk
uri geller with a spork
porcine tellers rap some bark
this Aldi cider is not strong enough.

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Amil04
447 posts

Edited Apr 24, 2019, 20:23
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 22, 2019, 07:33
Say when
Amil04
447 posts

Edited Apr 24, 2019, 20:37
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 24, 2019, 20:24
And so..

I’ll look hither and thither,

And find a new way,

Of making a fiver.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 25, 2019, 19:22
Yeah, it's no Maudlin Death Spiral is it? lol

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Amil04
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 26, 2019, 08:04
Erm..No?


Two tress on a hill
Stand there still.


This is all my own work you know..oh you guessed.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 26, 2019, 21:22
Well as a critic I think you've done very well to surmise that the only bits I wanted to get into the poem were the first bit and a reference to an otter, the rest was just fleshed out in a hurry because I was drunk and can't rap for shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgDy1SQ6hnw

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Amil04
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Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
Apr 27, 2019, 08:30
First two lines make it...

..never seen that fella not on form.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 29, 2019, 12:39
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
May 22, 2019, 21:06
A vision of a cousin or half-sister
in Wendy Testaburger hat
recollection of you my mind blisters
there's sod all you can speak to that

Twunted in the hypothalamus
with only one more bottle of Animus red to say:

I think I'm gonna throw up. < - - that's the chorus

An implication of a parity
Sent lightning straight through my cock
Staring at an Eventide fourteen ninety three
a week came round to knock

Twunted in the sixth series of Gotham
with only one more bottle of Botham red to say:


I think I'm gonna throw up. < - - that's the chorus

Mullin' over you is 'kin tiring
and my contour is gettin' flat
called you thirty four and seven times this weekend
here's Rockall you can speak to that.

Twunted like a Mersenne random number generator
only one more bottle of Chateau Neuf du Potato left to say
I think I've had enough.

Van Cat Wata, ugh, throw up your Hanseatic League wan time, I don't thank y'herdme (guitar solo)

Fade Out: ugh, throwen up like a Golem, get in the sea yeast angrier, you lovely lovely horse, I mean Sweden FFS, who goes to Sweden these days, I ask you

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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 23, 2019, 22:11
Re: Introducing the new romantic poetry range
May 23, 2019, 13:53
Pffffffff ahahaaaa!!! There is an Ian Botham Wine - i'm a mfing lyrical genius!

https://www.thegrocer.co.uk/alcohol/waitrose-to-offer-quartet-of-sir-ian-botham-wines/576105.article

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