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Stewart Lee
Mar 30, 2018, 01:45
I'm literally mentally disturbed, I cannot face meeting famous people even though they are only famous for playing eight thousand million versions of the same rehearsed script and

"Can I get one of the cheekily slipped in Amazon seller ones?"

Is what I might have asked if I were just a punter and not just some collective thought process manifesting physically in some human skeleton jelly form like all the memes they have now.

"Here, have a ten pounds because I agree with your shoe."

etc etc etc

"Last time I ever went to the theatre was Macbeth, and only because the school made us!"

ugh, tragic


brilliant bloody show just brilliant wonderful

though he did neglect to mention the AI robot superbikes from Terminator Salvation

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