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giNgko_C
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Edited Jan 13, 2020, 23:08
Stewart Lee
Mar 30, 2018, 01:45
I'm literally mentally disturbed, I cannot face meeting famous people even though they are only famous for playing eight thousand million versions of the same rehearsed script and

"Can I get one of the cheekily slipped in Amazon seller ones?"

Is what I might have asked if I were just a punter and not just some collective thought process manifesting physically in some human skeleton jelly form like all the memes they have now.

"Here, have a ten pounds because I agree with your shoe."

etc etc etc

"Last time I ever went to the theatre was Macbeth, and only because the school made us!"

ugh, tragic

Cx

brilliant bloody show just brilliant wonderful

though he did neglect to mention the AI robot superbikes from Terminator Salvation
giNgko_C
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Edited Dec 24, 2019, 00:24
Re: Stewart Lee
Dec 23, 2019, 08:44
Actually, from the recent Stewart Lee article in The Observer, and based purely on my own psychotic fixation on repeat occurences of certain two-digit numbers through Time, could it be that Boris is actually possessed by Count Furfur?

And by being possessed by Count Furfur the only way to get him to tell the truth is to compel him to guest on an episode of Sesame Street with music by James Blunt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGB--9JJxek

Suddenly the extended Hallowe'en EU exit date requiring a "Brexorcist" makes so much sense now.

Sometimes I like to pretend I've been possessed by Count Furfur (it's quite fun actually, if you read the sigil grid off the wiki he's 3 in and 4 down from the top right), having been plagued by imposter syndrome with work since falling in love with my ex-housemate's profile picture (who I had ANOTHER dream about last night - ugh, so lush), though the only triangulating I performed was spending the day consuming three bottles of Shiraz! Thankfully there were no more "Oxford Landings" after.

Cx
giNgko_C
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Edited Jan 13, 2020, 21:04
Re: Stewart Lee
Jan 13, 2020, 20:42
AHA!

I have just read from an exhaustive list of yearly media consumption that you have also watched Killdozer.

We may be approaching the nub of a collective delusion of which I have no media to circumvent because I am now currently pissed out of my head and have absolutely no control over


Though I did enjoy reading my own "Jete les Balances Mr Frog" thread from last year, which made me laugh my tits off because it looked like my brain were actually a predictive text interface that was seriously fucked up for shits and giggles.


style over content this year
went from an iaian to a duncan this year

Cx
giNgko_C
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Edited Jan 13, 2020, 20:56
Re: Stewart Lee
Jan 13, 2020, 20:55
Obviously this is the point where short of mental health services people do still like to kick each others heads in somewhere

I HATE MYSELF!!!

is this all I am now, just ferrying information from one thought to another via the medium of text?

ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS A ELON MUSK SPACE KILT

that's all I wake up to is bollocks thoughts like that

Cx
giNgko_C
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Re: Stewart Lee
Jan 13, 2020, 20:59
literally the only joy I get from life now is Nicholas Burns going

"Apes!!!"

in the middle of the Trashbat rap.

Cx
giNgko_C
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Edited Jan 28, 2020, 03:02
Re: Stewart Lee
Jan 28, 2020, 01:01
Jarrettt Kobeeekkkk (and pulse fishing)

loik, av u ever been to the back of a ship in your dreams for loik 3 times in succsession and then a picture of it popped up in The Guardian in 2014

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/06/the-city-of-white-marble-ashgabat-turkmenistan/100528/

no, not this one, the other one where the King goes: "Hey, here's my hand, now everybody can travel to the marble and put their hand in my hand... and you can walk around the inside of it in your dreams, you know the one


'now we all have a hand in it!'

"

I dunno, seems a bit weird that how is that in any way jealous when you've been there three times in your dreams already?

Fucks sake, Google is shit - there's a bloody great marble in Khazaksthan or something and I went there in my dreams three times before the Guardian had a picture of it and then I set it as my desktop wallpaper UGH!!!! WHAT IS IT!???

Cx

(is it the old Scottish Prince joke about how 89 Scottish tourists were apprehended on a flight to I dunno, Sears or Bethlehem or something, and they got escorted off of the flight because when asked what their destination was they replied:

"dis nae land!!!"
)

Ooof! It's a rubbish joke that needs telling every now and then
giNgko_C
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Edited Feb 03, 2020, 18:05
Re: Stewart Lee
Feb 03, 2020, 15:19
Huzzah! Let us entertain the weekly banter delusion further with a quick summation of my experience of Phoebe Waller-Bridge:

"I was sad Phoebe Waller-Bridge had not been picked as the new female Doctor Who because at the end of her first episode as The Doctor Who she could have turned to the camera and said: 'Hang on! Does that mean I've got a really big T.A.R.D.I.S.!?'"

Although, and keen-eyed viewers may not have spotted this, but didn't Joachim Phoenix make a fantastic show of not only standing up to institutionalised racism at the BAFTAs but also through-sell his role that he won a BAFTA for at the same time?

Unbelievable. That's why some people win BAFTAs I guess.

Yes I know I could have said "won him a BAFTA", but that's the eternal difference between "for" and "after"

ISN'T IT BORIS

Cx
giNgko_C
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Re: Stewart Lee
Feb 24, 2020, 18:17
but but but but but but but but but but

If BORIS were comparing massive inequality to a centrifuge in 2013 he's already a decade late to the FAR OUT party that began in 2003 when I needed either a huge dose of paracetemol or propofol to get over the the the the!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXkCtFo4ttI

Cx
giNgko_C
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Re: Stewart Lee
Apr 17, 2020, 13:31
Oooh, hang on - think I may have been a little harsh. I'm just wondering now if being watched over by two angelic NHS nurses whilst suffering the ill effects of Covid-19 counts as entering a Magic Triangle and communicating in a hoarse voice?

I guess we'll never know! Probably best just leave it with the maker/sellers of Etsy and elsewhere!

;)

Cx
giNgko_C
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Edited Apr 17, 2020, 14:24
Re: Stewart Lee
Apr 17, 2020, 14:10
HOLY CRAP!

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/17/boris-johnson-and-coronavirus-inside-story-illness

This Guardian article was posted at 13:31 as well ! I didn't even check the time (again) !!

Well, I did say Time was one variable at least.

LOL !!!

Cx

I mean Christ, what's equally fkn weird about today's date is years ago I was chatting up the young lass in the corner shop and she told me her birthday was April 17th, so just once, bored in work, I looked up that day's date of April 17th on wikipedia and the whole page had been replaced with

It's my birthday !!!

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