Had a love affair with Nina
In the back of my cortina
A seasoned up hyena
Could not of been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners & other misdeameanours
But I got right up between her
Rum & her Ribena
etc etc
Tom Waits
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon
Independent as a hog on ice
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
Plays accordion for Mr Weiss