jb lamptoast-morsley
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Sep 28, 2017, 11:05
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Life is white and I am Black
Jesus and his lawyer are coming back.
Novocaine for the soul - Eels
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Mrs Ahab
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Sep 28, 2017, 15:18
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ooh dont let oscar hear you say that... its his favourite song!
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woolybacque
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Oct 02, 2017, 11:20
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My fave Jonathan rhyme...
Abdul's not seen Cleopatra
It's been almost now a year
How I wonder where she's atra
And I wish the ole girl was here
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Mrs Ahab
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Oct 02, 2017, 11:50
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My husband played with legendary swindon biker band The Hamsters From Hell for many years. Some of their lyrics surely win the prize...
Mary Whitehouse is a stupid fucking Bitch
she's got a dried up fanny and a pair of old saggy tits!!!
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jb lamptoast-morsley
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Oct 02, 2017, 23:00
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Life's as deep as pie
Then walked in my mothers feet
For what price now?
I've taken my cheese.
Manic Street Preachers - Design for Life
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Jul 02, 2018, 16:10
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The Beat - Doors Of Your Heart
"Stick Him In Your Living Room And Turn Out The Light
Bet You Wouldn't Know If He Was Black Or White"
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GLADMAN
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Jul 06, 2018, 19:09
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"He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov"
Often wondered - we'll, OK, not often, but occasionally - whether PC Sting was deliberately trying to wind folks up... or that's just the way he is?
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Jul 08, 2018, 11:51
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The sadly missed Christophe F was from Sting's neck of the woods and he said he was always a cunt.
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GLADMAN
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Jul 09, 2018, 18:53
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Favourite recent one is probably from me old muckers The Jesus and Mary Chain:
"And a messed up head is always better than none; chicken fried rice is a bad dim sum”
Sheer poetry
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Vybik Jon
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Re: Rhymes In Lyrics
Aug 03, 2018, 19:47
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"Getting Robbed, Getting Stoned
Getting Beat Up, Broken Boned"
AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Shop (If You Want A Sausage Roll)
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