You don't mean...I'm NOT meant to take it all seriously??? FUCK!
KISS only. You have to take them really, really reeeally seriously or bad things happen in your head and blood falls out your nose.
Ps Power ballads did ruin Aerosmith. I mean, they had some proper belters in the early days -"Dream On"- but when they became the HITS....bleee. Get back to rockin' y'auld gits.