My Paisley patterned flying carpet is broken down this week.
Someone dumped some mango chutney down its gas tank.
The Patchouli stink coming out of the tailpipe is UNBELIEVABLE.
Even the radio that plays nothing but Donovan is not working.
You can see how that could rankle....surely?
OMG, the same thing happened to me ... !!
must be a bi-coastal serial hippy-hater in action! call the FBI! but first hide the weed!