The worst of it is that it's really catchy and full of energy and all those little hooky pop tricks ...
... while utilising all those overblown rock opera production tweaks and layering that work so well on all their better more minor key 'serious rock' stuff.
Not that they weren't a pop band or equally as daft as they could be serious.
Now imagining the Meatloaf/Steinman version ... that kind-of helps put it into perspective for me.