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I was channel hopping earlier, and you'll never guess what came on... This was somewhere up in the 600s with the kids, home shopping and travel agency stuff, I haven't seen it on a regular channel yet. It was that Pepsi advert with the three "divas" and "We Will Rock You" on the soundtrack. Christ on a crutch, once I saw a dog with a broken back leg dragging its ass round on a cart while it healed, and until today that was the lamest thing I'd ever seen. If Brian May was pleased with the results I'd be very surprised, looked more like an outtake from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle that they decided not to use because it would diminish the gravitas of the performers. The only way they could stir some life into this turkey would be if they redubbed it with the version of "We Will Rock You" by Henrietta Collins and the Wifebeating Childhaters:
"He's got a grin on his face,
Feels misplaced,
Waving his Uzi right in your face..."
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