In fact the latest issue of SPIN is all about "the next big things."
On the cover, representatives of 4 NEXT BIG BANDS:
Interpol
The Distillers
Thursday
The Darkness!!
According to the SPIN sucks hype theory, therefore all of these bands should be all but forgotten in 2-5 years times.
Bad news for Darkness fans then!
BTW - I am torn between who looks more ridiculous on the cover: that Darkness dude posing all "arena metal" or the "jaded" tatooed & pierced skank from the Distillers. Whom I've never heard but I *know* they suck.
The Interpol guy has longish nerd hair and is wearing a cheap suit (70's shlock chic.) The guy from Thursday is dressed all in black with shiny zippers and looks like a reject from a boy band (I am guessing he's from an "Emo" band.)
So retro-phony & calculated with their images! I'm bored of these Next Big Things before I even know what half of them sound like!
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