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Popel Vooje
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Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 12:34
If everyone nominates 30, maybe we can get some sort of chart going...

1. Emerson, Lake And Palmer

2.Marillion

3.The Cult

4.The Mission

5.All About Eve

6.Sex Gang Children

7.Killing Joke

8.It Bites

9.Yes

10.Genesis

11.Limp Bizkit

12.Korn

13.EMF

14.Ned's Atomic Dustbin

15.Pop Will Eat Itself

16.The Levellers

17.Guns'N'Roses

18.Vanilla Fudge

19.Birdland

20.These Animal Men

21.Smash

22.Sham 69

23.The UK Subs

24.Haircut One Hundred

25.Haysi Fantaysee

26.Herman's Hermits

27.Peter And Gordon

28.Bad Boys Inc.

29.The Travelling Wilburys

30.Status Quo (from mid-70s onwards)
Lawrence
9471 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 13:00
1. Skrewdriver
2. Sammy Hagar
3. Ted Nugent
4. Burzum, who I used to like but now convinced is a nazi...
5. Graveland
6. Goo Goo Dolls, especially for being from Buffalo
7. Matchbox 20
8. Third Eye Blind
9. Phil Collins
10. Mong Hang
11. Shark Vegas (the worst band on Factory Rocords.)
12. Duran Duran
13. Whoever recorded "Macarena"
14. Britney Spears
15. Three Doors Down
16. Phish
17. Alabama (George Herbert Walker Bush's favorite)
18. Merle Haggard (another right wing idiot)
19. Slim Whitman
20. Overkill--although they now have my ex-guitar teacher, the lead singer is a total racist bigot... funny that they're set to play the Penny Arcade in my town. I had problems with the nazi skinhead cunt who works there.

I could have mentioned Pantera or whatever project Phil Anselmo is doing now but I'm out of space.
anthonyqkiernan
anthonyqkiernan
7091 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 14:36
In no particular order, and purely subjective:

Hipsway
Win
Portishead
The Fugees
The Georgia Satellites
Frank & Walters
The Pastels
The Grateful Dead
The Yummy Fur
Huggy Bear
Gong
Genesis (both without AND with Peter Gabriel)
Rush
The Fucken Lighthouse Fucken Family
NoFX (oh, god, they have so much to answer for)
The Byrds
The Beatles
The Fall (also one of the best, mind)
Led Zep
Roman Holliday
Simple Minds
Del Amitri
Deacon Blue
The Supernaturals
Travis
Coldplay
Cud
Rush
Dire Straits
Pink Floyd
erm...think I'll stop now....
Squid Tempest
Squid Tempest
8672 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 14:53
no don't stop! if you carry on you'll name one band for each of us that we really like, thereby offending the entire population of Unsung!
Mr Altres
Mr Altres
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Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 14:56
01. Genesis
02. Dire Straits
03. Level42
04. Grateful Dead
05. Flaming Lips
06. Sex Pistols
07. Humble Pie
08. Lynard Skynard (sp?)
09. Meatloaf
10. Heart
11. Rainbow
12. Kiss (c'mon, be honest)
13. Scorpians
14. UFO
15. Marrillion
16. Rush
17. Mike and the Mechanics
18. Saxon (their shoes were shit too)
19. MSG
20. Asia
21. PFM
22. ELP
23. Sham 69
24. Style Council (possibly worst on list)
25. Gandalf (noodling synth-shit from early 80's)
26. Styx
27. Kansas
28. Yanni (OK not a band, but true shit)
29. Sting (OK not a band, but true shit)
30. Phil Collins ( not even a man)
anthonyqkiernan
anthonyqkiernan
7091 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 15:01
Trying to behave meself, as I thought I'd done that before.

Actually, stopped as I was beginning to foam at the mouth, and realised that I was trying to think of one's that hadn't been mentioned by the others, which defeats the purpose. (You will note that in spite of this Genesis still got through.)

Spacemen 3
Moth
Moth
5282 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 15:13
That's my TOP 50.

Except Genesis. They're no 51.

Can you tell I'm bored & fed up?

love

Moth
cancer boy
cancer boy
977 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 15:39
If Wang Chung don't make the list I'll be demanding a recount. Makes me feel sick just thinking about them!
Trish
Trish
285 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 15:44
simply red. I cant believe no-ones mentioned simply red. havent got time to do a list right now, but they'd be at number one. (And the Grateful Dead would be in my BEST top50!)
Lawrence
9471 posts

Re: Head Heritage 50 worst bands
Aug 26, 2003, 16:10
O.k. I had 30 more to go...

21. As I said Pantera and related stuff involving Phil Anselmo, who looks like George Burdi from nazi band Rahowa and just as bigoted.
22. Rahowa (heh heh heh!)
23. Type O Negative--as much as I liked Carnivore I'm getting sick of Steele's cartoonish Teutonic schtick. And why is he still unhappy after spouting misanthropic Social Darwinist philosophy? Lighten up bud! Go out camping someday and start to enjoy life.
24. SOD/MOD--Milano or whoever his name is is giving Italian Americans like me a bad name.
25. John Denver--zzzz
26. Don Mclean for writing "American Pie"
27. I can't remember his name but he sang "You've Got a Friend" and married, I forgot too!
28. Frank Sinatra
29. Happy Mondays
30. Blur--I just hate them for "There's No Other Way"
31. Great White
32. 38 Special
33. Charley Daniels
34. Joni Mitchell
35. Paul McCartney after he left the Beatles
36. Snoop Dog
37. Ice Cube--homophobic asshole
38. First Offense while I'm on the subject...
39. Slapshot
40. Creed
41. Sham 69--well intentioned but stupid
42. Tha Dogg Pound
43. MC Hammer
44. Bobby Mcfarren
45. Kenny G
46. Winton Marsalis
47. Branford Marsalis
48. Southside Johnny
49. Thor's Hammer -- that is, the nazi band from Poland and friends of Graveland. Gives Thor a bad name!
50. Judas Iscarot
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