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RiotGibbon
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Youth For War
Mar 18, 2003, 17:36
http://www.youthforwar.org.uk/manifesto.html

Our Manifesto

Youth for War has several important aims:

To educate the young people of today. We don't mind teenagers having closed minded, ignorant points of view. We just prefer them to be our ignorant points of view.

To build the case against Saddam Hussein. Unlike the mainstream media, we rely on common sense, not so called "facts". To quote the intellectual powerhouse George W. Bush, only a fool "relies on facts". Anyone who thinks otherwise is a "major league asshole".

To mentally prepare the Western public for drawn out conflicts on several fronts. Soon the time will come to invade North Korea, Iran and France. Only a traitor would speak out against this glorious campaign to rid the world of all things slightly hostile!

To establish friendly states in the Middle East. Israel is all well and good, but we need puppet governments and lots of them. If necessary, a Westerner should be installed to handle these governments. Youth for War nominates Donald Rumsfeld as the new Grand Overlord of the Middle East.

To lower the prices of oil in the Western world. The obvious way to do this is to conquer the Middle East, open up the oil fields and begin exporting oil in previously unparalleled amounts. Imagine getting 10p knocked off the price of petrol! Now thats a deal worth going to war for!
PaulMakesMusic
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Irony detected!
Mar 18, 2003, 18:05
That's the view of the government, not the youth.
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