Oh, that's OK then:
'Target star wars system on asteroids'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2747015.stm
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The idea could bring new work for RAF Fylingdales in North Yorkshire, which is to be used for America's controversial missile defence plans.
Crossbencher Lord Tanlaw wants to know whether the base, as well as the Menwith Hill station, could be used to warn against "nature's missiles of mass destruction".
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"My God! Nature has weapons off mass destruction!"
"Of course sir, very dangerous, look at hurricanes, volcanoes and bees... and now this"
"bees?"
"yes sir, killer bees, biological warfare at its most cruel and fanatical"
"It must be stopped - declare war on the planet!"
"Actually sir we're already on that - it started with operation 'industrial revolution'. Nature has been stepping up it retaliation, we've been receiving more and more casualties from extreme weather. But long term projections look good, we should have nature completely beaten in 20-30 years at this rate."
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