I read this article.
https://noisey.vice.com/en_ca/article/donald-trump-a-tremendous-loser-has-no-famous-friends-sad?utm_source=noiseytwitterca
And then inspired, wrote this. Fairly amusing I suppose, if it weren't so serious.
Where: Washington DC, United States of America.
Q - Sounds good. Where exactly?
A - Outside a big building with lots of people there inside and out.
Q - Will it be on the local radio station?
A - Almost certainly.
Q - Can we only play covers, or our own songs too?
A - You can play anything you want.
Q - Even Mexican songs?
A - We usually draw the line at that, but on this occasion, hell why not!
Q - Will we get paid in beer or in real money?
A - Depends on the stock market, and your willingness to suck ass and be misguided.
Q - If we get paid in real money, will our band have to pay taxes on our earnings for the gig?
A - No, well, yes. It's easy. You fill out a form and declare it. Hang on a minute...
Q - Have you asked any other musicians, singers or bands? We could sure do with the money, as we are really broke, live on hand-outs and our black/mexican main songwriter was shot recentely and we couldn't afford the medical bills to save her life.
A - No, We came to you people specifically, as you people are the best band in town that night.
Q - Is this the Presidential Inauguration gig where everybody is supposed to feel optimistic, proud of their country and with hope and compassion?
A - Yes
Well fuxx you then! Find someone else.
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