Ah what would you suggest, shall I phone up number 10 and give them a few rousing choruses of rule Britannia? Or do you think they'd like to hear my political suggestions? Or shall I buy something British? Or go and spit at a Polish person?
What are these supportive things you'd like me to be doing I wonder? I think probably just one ie Shut Up.
Perhaps Boris could do with a bit of your help at the moment. Or maybe it's better you just go and walk the dogs?
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