The other candidates spend millions on their campaigns. It really wouldn't be too costly an investment renting a wind machine, setting it up just next to the podium where Trump's about to do a speech banging on about winners and Mexicans, then turning it up to 11 and blowing that elaborate piece of hair architecture and Trump's chances of the presidency away in one fell blow.
ETA: Actually, that reminds me. Someone mentioned to me a few years ago that America hasn't had a bald president since Ike. I think, in P.R. terms, baldness denotes sneakiness, cowardice and manipulative wiles, just like glasses.
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