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Sin Agog
Sin Agog
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Edited Aug 30, 2010, 09:33
Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Back Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 05:20
Not sure if this has been posted already or not, but...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGGabrorRS8

Here's some information on how it works.

Here's hoping his next invention will be a machine that turns blubber back into whales.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
125 posts

Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 07:55
man deliberatlely sabotages Deepwater Horizon to stop British Petroleum getting their end away with Anna bird arctic flap no danger.

just wait til 2048.

the plot continues...

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
125 posts

Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 08:04
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL

i fucking hate overdubs

this machine only exists in the mind of Chinese treasury bonds, and fundamenalist islamic insurance.

if you post another fake apartheid tower again i will be forced to eat at least one carrot before i press the 'magic red button' which sends you to 1981 at least.

don't say i didn't warn you...

Cx
jshell
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Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 09:31
Sin Agog wrote:
Not sure if this has been posted already or not, but...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGGabrorRS8

Here's some information on how it works.

Here's hoping his next invention will be a machine that turns blubber back into whales.


That'll be full circle then as plastics are made from crude oil derivitives.
Sin Agog
Sin Agog
918 posts

Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Back Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 09:34
I guess I missed a "back" in the title in my stoned state. It's sorta funny someone called Shell picked up on it. Well, to me. OK, not really.
jshell
264 posts

Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Back Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 11:42
Sin Agog wrote:
I guess I missed a "back" in the title in my stoned state. It's sorta funny someone called Shell picked up on it. Well, to me. OK, not really.


Yeah, everyone thinks it's J - Shell, whereas it's supposed to be JS - Hell... thought of in a darker time than now. :-)
PMM
PMM
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Edited Aug 30, 2010, 12:27
Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Back Into Oil
Aug 30, 2010, 12:25
Yeh. Get a big net and pick all the plastic crap out of the various oceanic gyres around the planet for a start.

Gotta ask though. What do we do with the oil it makes?

If two of the big issues facing us are climate change and resource depletion, turning plastics into oil, that we then burn and turn into atmospheric CO2, we might be salving one problem, but exascerbating another.
Stevo
Stevo
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Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Back Into Oil
Aug 31, 2010, 08:57
main question would be about energy efficiency wouldn't it?
If it uses as much energy to do the conversion as fuel it produces there'd be little point. So I hope revealing this process isn't purely for ecohype.
Does get rid of unsightly/unhealthy waste though.

stevo
toasted-whippet
toasted-whippet
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Re: Man Invents Machine to Turn Plastic Back Into Oil
Aug 31, 2010, 12:05
Man turns urine back into wine - now that would be a story!

Hold on, its already been done by Piat D'or
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