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Squid Tempest
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A cunning plan...
Jun 30, 2010, 10:27
OK, us posh chaps are in charge now. This is what we'll do...

1. Cut back the public sector to the bone. We don't care about libraries, we can afford books, we don't care about the NHS, we're all on BUPA.

2. Cut back benefits so that all the resulting unemployed from (1) don't cost us a bean.

3. Cut back on prisons. We're not bothered about the streets being unsafe, we get chauffered around everywhere anyway, we've got security staff and a bloody great wall around the mansion.

Conclusion - all the ex prisoners and poverty stricken unemployed will fight it out to the death. All the above problems solved, and we don't need to argue any more with those LimDem oiks about immigration, there won't be anyone left except us. Result.
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