In "Reposessed", Julian very entertainingly describes his own neighbour problems in Tulse Hill. At one point, he thought about cranking up his guitar to full volume and playing a deafening crash chord at 5am, then just letting it hang there, making his neighbours wait for a follow-on which never came.
It's a thought. Don't know if you have any amplifiable instruments in the house, but even if not I'm sure there's a TV or stereo you could use ... Psychological warfare, tee-hee-hee.
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