The Sea Cat
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Edited Nov 26, 2009, 12:20
They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 12:13
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/6650677/Aliens-already-exist-on-earth-Bulgarian-scientists-claim.html
Fantastic. About time. Let's Boogie !
Loading my Sun Ra...
Edit: Meant to post this on the Pump, but what the heck.
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Squid Tempest
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 12:45
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"He said the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world, which they believe answer the questions."
Q1: How do you make a pretty pattern in a field using a plank?
"He said humans were not going to be able to establish contact with the extraterrestrials through radio waves but through the power of thought."
Hmm. They've chosen the wrong planet to visit then.
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The Sea Cat
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Edited Nov 26, 2009, 13:31
Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 13:05
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Squid Tempest wrote: "He said the centre's researchers were analysing 150 crop circles from around the world, which they believe answer the questions."
Q1: How do you make a pretty pattern in a field using a plank?
"He said humans were not going to be able to establish contact with the extraterrestrials through radio waves but through the power of thought."
Hmm. They've chosen the wrong planet to visit then.
The only planks involved where the couple of hoaxers and their dull uninspired 'creations' on behalf of The Man. The magnificent genuine ones are not of this earth. Bring it On ! Love and Peace as always ;-)
Hey Mr Spaceman...
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Daminxa
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 15:13
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I've always been told, and believed without doubt, that Michael Howard is an alien. Looks like that might actually be true!
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Daminxa
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 15:14
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And have you noticed that everyone that claims to have been abducted by aliens seems to be the sort of person that, shall we say, you wouldn't actually learn much from...
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Squid Tempest
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 15:29
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Daminxa wrote: And have you noticed that everyone that claims to have been abducted by aliens seems to be the sort of person that, shall we say, you wouldn't actually learn much from...
Perhaps you might have learned something from them before the lil green men sucked their brains dry...
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Moon Cat
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 15:35
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And they always get rectally probed. Why is that?
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dodge one
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 15:41
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I think it's coz the Aliens are 'Looking For Something'.
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Squid Tempest
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 15:47
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Or maybe they've been observing earth politicians via the TV airwaves and come to the conclusion that earthlings always talk out of their arses...
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dodge one
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Re: They're Here !
Nov 26, 2009, 16:19
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Well, i've just asked my busy in the kitchen Mum, why she thought the Aliens are allways havin' a look see up folk's arses...
She said, "Maybe there checkin' for Cavities."
I guess you all can see where i get's it from, now.
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