Hahaha, he could do with, well, you know, actually studying maths for a bit. Looked at this when you posted it on TMA. I'll stick my neck out and say this doesn't belong on U-Know at all. I only made it to part five until the inconsistencies and his general 'plucking made up shit from the air' got to me.
Vortex maths ? Haha, ffs. Look into the eyes of a deranged man.