Step 1
Buy a few bags of N + P rich fertilizer from B&Q and lob in local reservoir....add sunlight..watch algal bloom and decay and subsequent release of microcystins
step 2
Listen to list of prescribed toxins during reading of anti terrorism Bill at House of Parliament...note inclusion of Microcystin
step 3
Read a few studies from china and elswhere and find microcystin is a rabid carcinogen going for the liver..clean up water supply and find that incidence of death from it drops to zero in under three years.
step 4
apply thinking cap.....this natural nasty must be coming out of my tap in summertime..why no mention by the old private water company then ????
step 5
coz at the time of Privatisation the enormous cost of stripping microcystin would have had the punters running to invest their dosh in air traffic control or similar.
Step 6
wait for bill to be passed ( !) and watch out for accounts of deaths in areas of Rutland Water etc to emerge in press and squirm in shock horror as another cover up campaign is exposed.
whiskys for drinkin waters for fightin.
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