That's a good one! I worked with a guy called Mike from Texas, actually not too bad a dude! Anyway, I asked what he did for the Millenium celebrations and he replied in all sincerity that his family, neighbours and himself were down buying more guns just in case! He asked what I did and I replied that I was having one hell of a party, getting pissed and laid - just like the rest of the world, oh, except Texans.... Gotta laff.
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