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Toby
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Monkey Business
May 11, 2000, 11:43
we've found a monkey bulletin board at:
http://mommensj.web2010.com/bulletin/bulletin.htm

there's some fairly horrendous people trying to buy and sell various assorted primates ... some cheeky little monkeys have taken it upon themselves to load the message board with surreal nonsense, much of it purporting to come from monkeys themselves

of course, it would be terrible if such abuse of this valuable service meant that it no longer was viable as a source of illegally and/or cruelly traded monkeys ...
matt
matt
36 posts

Re: Monkey Business
May 11, 2000, 12:36
Cheers!
Have posted a few messages there (not to buy monkeys I hasten to add). This trade makes me absolutely sick, so cheers for the chance to register protest!

Matt
Toby
17 posts

Re: Monkey Business
May 11, 2000, 13:34
yeah - I think we pretty much own the Gibbon board now! Still so much more to do.

It looks like the "General" board is being reserved for serious attacks on the morality of monkey-owning, whilst the Gibbon board is now full of people pretending to primates :-)

Tommorrow, the Lemur board. Next week, the Tamarins! Forward my monkey brothers and sisters! Tell your friends!

http://mommensj.web2010.com/bulletin/bulletin.htm
Toby
17 posts

Re: Monkey Business
May 11, 2000, 13:49
oh, and the Spider Monkey was already full of serious perverts ...
matt
matt
36 posts

Re: Monkey Business
May 12, 2000, 09:37
Hi Toby

just been checking the monkey site - hahaha, I think we've got them on the run - did you see the posts from pro-jail-for-monkeys people?
They do seem a little riled...

If everyone on this message board could just post 2 or 3 messages I reckon we would run those monkey jailers off of the internet!
Matt
RiotGibbon
1527 posts

RiotGibbon Vs the Christian MonkeyFans
May 12, 2000, 12:02
ooo ohohohoo!

yes, siree, Mr Monkey! It turns out that we monkeys were wrong along, evolving like we did, sitting in cold trees and being eaten by lions.

Those nice chistian folks are helping us out!

ohohohooooo!

primate brethern, we at the Militant Monkey Massive URGE you to visit the Monkey Bulletin Board

http://mommensj.web2010.com/bulletin/bulletin.htm

to register your complaint about the monkey trading going on there.

3 main approaches seem to be developing on the different boards:

*"General" ethical and moral debate, with a bit of abuse chucked in by the more intemparate

* "Gibbons" people pretending to monkeys, for a laugh. Hurrah!

* "Spiders" - filthy sexual innuendo. This colony was well established before the current action began

remember, this is not a moderated or in any way secured board ... you can put in what name and email address you like

lots of emails and phone numbers of monkey-traders as well ...
RiotGibbon
1527 posts

Re: Monkey Business
May 12, 2000, 17:08
they're gettng really pissed off about being overrun by monkeys now

regroup ... charge!
matt
matt
36 posts

Calling all gibbons!
May 15, 2000, 14:11
Dearest fellow primates,

Checking the monkey traders site I see someone has removed all anti-trader messages from the general board...
Are we going to stand for this?
I hope not!
http://mommensj.web2010.com/bulletin/bulletin.htm

Matt
RiotGibbon
1527 posts

Re: Calling all gibbons!
May 15, 2000, 15:26
easy now ... there's been some gorrilla action going down, and we're holding back until we know what the response has been (eg are they collecting IP addresses and the like)

but ... we've been checking out the terms and conditions for his ISP:
http://www.web2010.com/terms.html
"ALLOWABLE USE. WEB2010’s Internet Services may only be used for lawful purposes. Transmission of any material in violation of any federal or state statute or regulation is prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to, copyrighted material, material legally judged to be threatening or obscene, or material protected by trade secret. The posting of copyrighted software without proper authorization (commonly referred to as Warez) and/or the posting of software access codes (commonly referred to as Cracks) will be cause for account cancellation with forfeiture of prepaid fees. You agree to indemnify and hold harmless WEB2010 from any claims resulting from your use of WEB2010 service."
RiotGibbon
1527 posts

Re: Calling all gibbons!
May 15, 2000, 15:41
yeah ... they seem to be collecting IP addresses now ... HackerMonkey is having a look
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