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morfe
morfe
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wipe and throw
Feb 03, 2004, 00:04
Just seen in glorious cathode-vision, US style recycling in action.

Flooding the MARKET in glorious PLASTIC is an ingenious BRUSH SPECIALLY designed by TOILETHEADS to BRUSH the rim of your toilet.

The best bit is this: The brush head releases into the PAN, to be SAFELY flushed AWAY and replaced with a CLEAN one!

Be watchful for the ultimate in designed-for-obsolescence celaning products. You can't have enough of them.

There's a space age disposable mop also...
Moon Cat
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Re: wipe and throw
Feb 03, 2004, 00:23
Think of all those flushed, giant, mutant alligators down there suddenly getting all those new brushes.
"Why Gatorette! That brush has really brought a shine to your teeth!" GNASH!
morfe
morfe
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Re: wipe and throw
Feb 03, 2004, 00:49
There's probably a whole mutant-reptilicus upscale brown market on the go! Tampons, nappies, spacebrushes, mops, hairweaves...

"GETCHA RIBBED BIRTHDAY BALLOONS, A THREE DOLLAR VALUE FOR 1.98, and well throw in the towel for FREE"
Moon Cat
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Re: wipe and throw
Feb 03, 2004, 01:25
Reptillicus JR "Hey Mom! That gator over there is smoking a tampon! That's so cool! Can I?"

Ma Reptillicus " Shame on you (smek!). Now shut up and eat your goldfish. If you're good I'll get you some of those joke ballons with the cream inside"

aghy!
morfe
morfe
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U need
Feb 03, 2004, 02:05
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Toilet-O_20Clean-O-Matic

to send in some inventions ;-)
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