Well, I was in the ICA bar a few years ago with a mate chatting up some nice girls from goldsmiths college. My mate said 'Julie Burchill' out of the blue, I took this as a cue. So I said pretty much what I said above, but with more offensive terms and in a much longer form (I was drunk). When I paused for breath and looked at the open mouthed horror on the faces of those before me my mate said 'Yep, she's sat behind you'. I turned round and looked into the very watery eyes of a quite insecure JB and felt..well almost felt.. guilty.
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