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Howburn Digger
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Re: Er ... Viz
Mar 02, 2017, 08:17
Vybik Jon wrote:

It will provide new historical insights and pointers to the future.


It will provide 40% more historical insights.

It shall add an extra 17 pointers to the future.

And have 3 times as many misleading elements as 2 normal issues.

And use 70% more made-up statistics in its headlines than any leading competitor on the jazz mag shelf.

I regularly update my copy of Roger's Profanisaurus.

Sorry, I could go on... but the pace car is drawing up to finish the first lap and Mr Brown is at the window.

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