Dunno if you've ever realised, but it's just a bit of painted cardboard!! (Well, it is on ours & I'm guessing yours is the same.)
Just to continue the penis analagy, I'm pretty sure mine is all wood! :D
Rumour is that Goff couldn't wait to get his hands on his :-)
Hah! Don't believe everything you hear! ;)
I don't know if the original poster would want to be reminded of it, so I'll anonymise it...
A man walks into a jewellers and slaps his todger on the counter. The female assistant looks him straight in the eye and says ‘Sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop’. The bloke replies –‘ aye, well get a couple of hands on that then’
(c) Chubby Brown c.1872
I'm really sorry, I’ve resisted the urge to post that all day.
But couldn’t resist it any longer.