Julian Cope presents Head Heritage

Dunno if you've ever realised, but it's just a bit of painted cardboard!! (Well, it is on ours & I'm guessing yours is the same.)

Rumour is that Goff couldn't wait to get his hands on his :-)

A man walks into a jewellers and slaps his todger on the counter. The female assistant looks him straight in the eye and says ‘Sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop’. The bloke replies –‘ aye, well get a couple of hands on that then’

(c) Chubby Brown c.1872

I'm really sorry, I’ve resisted the urge to post that all day.
But couldn’t resist it any longer.