goffik
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 07, 2012, 20:19
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Haha! I'm sure it is! "Come - you really must see my cock"... :D
I have to confess I've neglected mine. Clock, that is, not my... you know. The cock has become loose and is in need of attention. The one on the clock, I mean, not my... you know.
;)
G x
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Moth
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 08, 2012, 09:28
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I had to replace the working 'movement' bit of ours some years ago. The old hands wouldn't fit on the new movement, so I had to shorten the new second hand & stick the cock onto it.
Dunno if you've ever realised, but it's just a bit of painted cardboard!! (Well, it is on ours & I'm guessing yours is the same.)
love
Moth
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Sanctuary
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 08, 2012, 09:50
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Moth wrote: I had to replace the working 'movement' bit of ours some years ago. The old hands wouldn't fit on the new movement, so I had to shorten the new second hand & stick the cock onto it.
Dunno if you've ever realised, but it's just a bit of painted cardboard!! (Well, it is on ours & I'm guessing yours is the same.)
love
Moth
Rumour is that Goff couldn't wait to get his hands on his :-)
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goffik
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 08, 2012, 10:11
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Moth wrote: Dunno if you've ever realised, but it's just a bit of painted cardboard!! (Well, it is on ours & I'm guessing yours is the same.)
Just to continue the penis analagy, I'm pretty sure mine is all wood! :D
Sanctuary wrote: Rumour is that Goff couldn't wait to get his hands on his :-)
Hah! Don't believe everything you hear! ;)
I don't know if the original poster would want to be reminded of it, so I'll anonymise it...
Anonymous wrote: A man walks into a jewellers and slaps his todger on the counter. The female assistant looks him straight in the eye and says ‘Sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop’. The bloke replies –‘ aye, well get a couple of hands on that then’
(c) Chubby Brown c.1872
I'm really sorry, I’ve resisted the urge to post that all day.
But couldn’t resist it any longer.
Can't believe that thread was 9 years ago!
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Chris Collyer
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 08, 2012, 13:19
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goffik wrote: I don't know if the original poster would want to be reminded of it, so I'll anonymise it...
Quite right too!
-Chris
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goffik
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 08, 2012, 13:45
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Haha! :D
G x
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goffik
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Re: Cock clock!
Jun 08, 2012, 13:45
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Haha! :D
G x
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Sanctuary
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Re: Nice clock!
Jun 11, 2012, 09:06
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Kammer wrote:
Have a look at the item description again....USED!! Haaaaa haaaa
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Kammer
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Re: Nice clock!
Jun 29, 2012, 14:54
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Kinda saddens me to read that conversation from 2003. A load of water has passed under the bridge since then. Not entirely unrelated to me wanting to sell the bloody clock :-)
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goffik
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Re: Nice clock!
Jun 30, 2012, 10:35
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I know what you mean... I felt the same when I read it. I think it was one of the first threads I joined in with! I might be wrong. A lot has changed since then, sadly. Ah, well.
I highly recommend the clock, incidentally. Beautifully made. :) A great talking point!
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