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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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More Pirate Joke
Jul 01, 2017, 22:21
I caught a pirate burying an oven in my back garden last night.
"Aga, matey!"
he said.

So he did.

Cx
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 01, 2017, 23:16
giNgko_C wrote:
I caught a pirate burying an oven in my back garden last night.
"Aga, matey!"
he said.

So he did.

Cx


Are you sure it wasn't Captain Cooker!
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jul 01, 2017, 23:50
Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 01, 2017, 23:46
Ah, you've just reminded me how my imaginary band Cosmetic Weekend are going to get to their imaginary gigs:

"Captain's Car Lets! /
they're returnable!"

to the tune of obviously Captain Scarlett vs the Mysterons. I was about to Wikipedia who did the original score to all the puppet shows but it would be cheaper to hire an imaginary advert jingle studio to create an audio and video jingle for my imaginary car and van hire company I've just imagined.

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jul 02, 2017, 00:07
Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 02, 2017, 00:00
that presumably would be what alerted me to the presence of a pirate in my back garden, damn - now I need to make a call on my imaginary phone to my imaginary security service
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jul 02, 2017, 02:32
Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 02, 2017, 02:29
Queen Bitch by David Bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5P63qGTm_g

Cx

they should have twelve guests on Question Time
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 02, 2017, 13:30
giNgko_C wrote:
Queen Bitch by David Bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5P63qGTm_g

Cx

they should have twelve guests on Question Time


One talking, the other eleven interrupting! The tower of Babel reborn!
elegant chaos
elegant chaos
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Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 03, 2017, 11:45
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.

Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
Kid Calamity
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Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 03, 2017, 13:44
I was in a pirate themed jewellers in New York, recently - And spied some lovely skull & crossbone earrings, for just two dollars!!!



It worked out at a buck an ear!






I'm really, really sorry.
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 03, 2017, 15:21
Kid Calamity wrote:
I was in a pirate themed jewellers in New York, recently - And spied some lovely skull & crossbone earrings, for just two dollars!!!



It worked out at a buck an ear!






I'm really, really sorry.


Don't be mines worse....

The captain of a sailing ship hailed the captain of a crewless looking pirate ship...'Where's your buccaneers' he shouted?

'Under me fucking hat' the captain replied!!
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: More Pirate Joke
Jul 07, 2017, 22:50
"Some say it's true / some say it's a fable"
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