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Edited Jul 08, 2017, 00:32
Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jul 08, 2017, 00:13
If Jay-Z had twin sons he could have a pair of Sir Carters with which to prune his wife's bush.

Though my secateur of choice has to be Duke of Prunes, the garden being a magical cirque a terre.

(only works in an outrageous French accent, which reminds me of my imaginary Extremist Philosophy group: Gitaine First)

"make it stop"

ALSO: I have invented a new T-Shirt line - it's basically the words "LOOK RIGHT" from the nearby A-road pedestrian crossing, but with a badly drawn swastika in between the letters 'K' and 'R' so it has compound meaning and forces people to cross the road because it's a white T-Shirt, but only available with the original COCKYANK (Bromley2Brooklyn) blacker than black gym shorts.

May need to expand on that.

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