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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 24, 2017, 00:54
The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 00:42
I solemny swear,
at the first blush
of my knackered stems
the hair and the tiny flies
"help me"
the coded hexagonal eggs
"help me"
the marketed as yellow fruit
"help me"
another year in the making
"Casper groom me"
yeah, ok poet man, we all know what leaf your berries are burny made of!
dhajjieboy
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Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 01:29
Speaking of Egg timers,
I've just recently refurbished and got running a 60 year old Atmosphere clock...
Quite a thing of intricacy really...rather proud of my handiwork on this one too.....

One of these...

http://www.jaeger-lecoultre.com/us/en/watches/atmos/atmos-classique/5101202.html#technical-detail-block

It never occurred to me to write a ditty about the experience, although your bit of whimsy has given me pause for thought....
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 24, 2017, 01:57
Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 01:54
I am envious of those lego cythera machines,
and I am happy you have pulled me up at my point of being unable to write poetry because my brain is broken with drink
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Jun 24, 2017, 02:06
Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 02:03
Do you think when Bernie Madoff gets out of prison he'll have a career as a Sesame Street puppet in a special segment called "what's this made of?"

"Hey kids, Grover is feeling sad today because Bernie has introduced Sesame Street to the end of the periodic table."

:(
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 02:21
out 2 dhaj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1x-IcfdE4I
xxx
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 02:55
You do realize that the end of the periodic elements chart is 'Lawrence'ium...don't you???
I could well imagine that would upset the equilibrium on Sesame Street.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 03:27
yeah, and I'm five years old and need to call the teacher - you do understand how international internet diplomacy works don't you?

Have you ever felt that you were being torn up into iddy biddy pieces and repackaged as a jigsaw puzzle?

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jun 24, 2017, 04:30
but is the version of Possessed off of the Purple Rain reissue the original 1983 version or a 2017 techno refit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW6wI0Z1tH0
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jul 01, 2017, 20:41
Do you think when Sesame Street has been fully militarized they'll release a film called "Assault On The Number 13"?

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Re: The Jacob Rees-Mogg egg timer
Jul 05, 2017, 19:50
pffffff!!!

Tell you what, I'm Sixtus the stomach with involuntarily pre-empting all these Guardian headlines

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/05/jacob-rees-mogg-announces-birth-of-his-sixth-child-sixtus

Cx
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