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dhajjieboy
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Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 17:10
Utter catastrophic failure of a film....
nuff said.
Kid Calamity
8933 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 17:16
It didn't look good from the trailer. The reviews that clearly haven't been bought have been a bit unfavourable.

Anyone seen Alien Covenant yet? I do rather fancy catching it on a big screen, when i can. Possibly tomorrow or Friday.
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 17:26
Saving ALIEN for friday...
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
4645 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 17:33
dhajjieboy wrote:
Utter catastrophic failure of a film....
nuff said.


What do you expect, David Beckham's in it :-)

Who played the part of King Arthur who didn't exist?
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 17:45
Charlie Hunnam.

Having been a lifelong admirer of the Camelot legends from Caxton, Mallory on thru to T.H. White....i found this 'stylized' vision of the legend to be quite grotesque....
sorry, Merlin was not a female.....
how fecking wrong can you get it?
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 17:59
Also....from the looks of things,
i would be a very bad boy indeed, if that is what it took to at least get a thrashing from the new Wonder Woman...

Dhajjie with big pulsating heart shaped eyes emoji thingy....
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
4645 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
May 31, 2017, 18:07
dhajjieboy wrote:
Charlie Hunnam.

Having been a lifelong admirer of the Camelot legends from Caxton, Mallory on thru to T.H. White....i found this 'stylized' vision of the legend to be quite grotesque....
sorry, Merlin was not a female.....
how fecking wrong can you get it?


Was 'he' in drag?
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Edited Jun 03, 2017, 04:11
Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
Jun 03, 2017, 04:09
I saw the trailer and thought it was a deliberate attempt to translate the Arthurian Legend into a piece of CGI that would attempt the scale of the Great Wall of China.

A bit like how Tory Ministers attempt to explain their giant International Monetary Fuckup to plebs.

"If it scales then it is not a legend"

said King Arthur as he removed dragons from common pre tenth century thought.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Edited Jun 03, 2017, 05:10
Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
Jun 03, 2017, 04:16
sound like mum edit
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Re: Guy Ritchie/King Aurthur
Jun 03, 2017, 05:03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtXCxjbBKks

getting hearty like Russel, time to move a mussel
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