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petemcfc
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Pidgeon Pest Control.
May 13, 2017, 15:38
Ive been watching a few Peregrine falcon webcams,they dont mess about do they?
I just wish there was another predator knocking about to get rid of my local vermin.
Fucking horse riders.
Theres bridleways a plenty in the OL15 9RB area but no,they have slowly wander up and down Oddmorden Rd causing massive traffic jams,and shit,them four legged things can certainly fire it out.The road has a permanent coating of it.
I have never seen a horse ridden on the footpath but they manage to shit all over it,how?
Bastards.
Im going to get a sign made.
HORSE RIDERS PICK UP YOUR SHIT.
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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Edited May 13, 2017, 17:52
Re: Pidgeon Pest Control.
May 13, 2017, 15:57
petemcfc wrote:
Ive been watching a few Peregrine falcon webcams,they dont mess about do they?
I just wish there was another predator knocking about to get rid of my local vermin.
Fucking horse riders.
Theres bridleways a plenty in the OL15 9RB area but no,they have slowly wander up and down Oddmorden Rd causing massive traffic jams,and shit,them four legged things can certainly fire it out.The road has a permanent coating of it.
I have never seen a horse ridden on the footpath but they manage to shit all over it,how?
Bastards.
Im going to get a sign made.
HORSE RIDERS PICK UP YOUR SHIT.


Which reminds me of the guy carrying a bucket and shovel behind a horse and cart. A bloke sat on his garden wall asked him if he was picking up the shit to put on his rhubarb back home? No he replied - we have custard on ours :-)
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