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giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited Apr 30, 2017, 11:09
Tart
Apr 30, 2017, 11:05
Tart.

(Tart)

x

it's so fucking evil.

I hope these bloody tomatoes come out otherwise i'm fucked.
Kid Calamity
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Re: Tart
Apr 30, 2017, 11:46
giNgko_C wrote:
I hope these bloody tomatoes come out otherwise i'm fucked.


Oh no. Where have you got the tomatoes stuck this time?
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
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Re: Tart
Apr 30, 2017, 12:00
Kid Calamity wrote:
giNgko_C wrote:
I hope these bloody tomatoes come out otherwise i'm fucked.


Oh no. Where have you got the tomatoes stuck this time?


Don't go there :-)
Moon Cat
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Re: Tart
May 01, 2017, 20:45
Tart.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Re: Tart
May 05, 2017, 22:36
Turns out i am so inattentive that when ms d says "they're going to replace the other fence panel now", i forget to move a couple of tomato plants out of the average sweep of replacing one sodding fence panel, like what they do with cars on the South Jetty in Kings Lynn when bloody 1953 happens again.

It's not bloody 1953 is it?

Dieing of leaf mold, soil map off the chart because urban soils are rubbish and Nur auf ausgewiesenen Bodenkarten wachsen.

"Das große Raketenboot pflügt in den Vulkan und die Wellen verfluchen meinen Schlaf wieder."

Soup?

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
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Edited May 05, 2017, 22:55
Re: Tart
May 05, 2017, 22:51
TART https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwH1g2fW6Pc

wizened tart with rotted roots

Cx
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Re: Tart
May 05, 2017, 22:58
wobbly wasps waft wavily wigward
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Re: Tart
May 05, 2017, 23:46
with the urgency of a rat the most sexualised woman known to man becomes the faucet of my dreams.

she shivers like a snake and delivers herself in some pre Tarantino World

never go back.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Edited May 06, 2017, 00:57
Re: Tart
May 05, 2017, 23:51
you don't have any limbs, remember?
what a sod.

Your hair is my infinite piano,
drop it on some old people I don't care

You have made me aware,
of myself as a fucking fourteen year old

What do you do outside of flexing and posing?

Not reading this i should hope.
giNgko_C
giNgko_C
363 posts

Edited May 06, 2017, 01:42
Re: Tart
May 06, 2017, 01:39
as one idiot's giant tongue
be stretched to welcome every errant satellite
as every not eighteenth century poem
be as predictable as the last

especially that one with the smashing pumplkins on,
they did really have their day after the deftones.

Sharknado!

What? They have big houses

Stop deflating my house
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