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dhajjieboy
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Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 16:04
Yesterday, i stopped in a Dunkin' doughnuts joint for a cuppa' joe and 2 old fashioned do-nuts....
As i was concluding my transaction, the fresh-faced lassie across the counter asked if i had a 'AARP' discount.....?????
So...i sez "how old do i look?"
She sizes me up and says "Oh...'bout 58ish..."
Crickey...she was 3 years off...on the high side too...
Ah well....

8~{
Kid Calamity
8931 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 16:13
TWO DOUGHNUTS!??!
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 16:14
Guilty yer honor.
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
4645 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 17:09
dhajjieboy wrote:
Yesterday, i stopped in a Dunkin' doughnuts joint for a cuppa' joe and 2 old fashioned do-nuts....
As i was concluding my transaction, the fresh-faced lassie across the counter asked if i had a 'AARP' discount.....?????
So...i sez "how old do i look?"
She sizes me up and says "Oh...'bout 58ish..."
Crickey...she was 3 years off...on the high side too...
Ah well....

8~{


When you reached 70 - you are allowed 3 - in-between dribbling :-)
petemcfc
145 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 22:32
Serves you right for going in there.
Other options are available.











And more healthy to boot.
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 22:45
I don't mind telling you....

i'll be doing it again....

{...and they shall know him by the trail of crumbs...}
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 20, 2017, 22:51
I've been known to eat 3 before....
You might say that I'm a repeat offender.

{I quite often sit at the boat launch/pier along the river sharing some of my do-nut crumbles with the fish....they like do-nuts too.}
Sanctuary
Sanctuary
4645 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 21, 2017, 07:32
dhajjieboy wrote:


{I quite often sit at the boat launch/pier along the river sharing some of my do-nut crumbles with the fish....they like do-nuts too.}


You're not fooling anyone - you're softening them up until you attach a do-nut to a hook and line aren't you :-)
dhajjieboy
913 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 21, 2017, 13:26
Nah...
i just look at it as fattening them up for the future...
{cheeky red faced grinning emo-gee thingy}
The little blighters do come swarming in for a handful of tossed crumbs though. This area, its freshwater bass,brim,pilchards and saltwater mangrove snappers,sheep heads,needle fish,mullet,snook,snapping turtles,fresh water turtles and sea turtles,and manatees all mingled together in crystal clear, inter-coastal,tidal river water.
Its like looking into an aquarium when they mob up for tossed in bait{or do-nut crumbs}.
Us old duffers need to appreciate life's simple pleasures as they present themselves.
Kid Calamity
8931 posts

Re: Gettin' old......
Apr 21, 2017, 13:32
Mantees!??!

I hope you've a strong landing net.

What kinda recipes are best?
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